First. Post. Ever.

Two biscuits are in an oven.  The first biscuit turns to the second and says.  "Boy it's hot in here isn't it?"  The second biscuit says " HOLY SH*T!.  A talking biscuit!" 


When I first heard this joke many a year ago,  it struck me as one of the funniest things I had ever heard.  Naturally I shared it with friends, family, and coworkers.  They didn't seem to appreciate it as much as i did.  All I got were eye rolls and groans.  Maybe I was doing something wrong, was my timing off?  Perhaps I wasn't saying the punch line loud enough.  I mean the joke was comedy gold right.  So... I told it again... and again... and eventually it did get the laughs.  Though at that point they might have been laughing at me instead.  Whatever.  I told it. They laughed.  I win.

Now on to some cartoons.

I still get a chuckle out of this one... Just the thought of a chicken not knowing where eggs come from, or that it just passed something the size of it's head.  Classic.